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 Post subject: ** OFFICIAL ** Repcom Handbook
PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:37 pm 
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Ever heard a term being used on RepCom and you didn't understand it? Now you can, with Penguin's official repcom handbook! I will update over time.

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64 (Server) - Official "server" for lag parties and teleport raves.
24/8 - When 24/7 does not describe. IE: 24/8 waiting for Storm.

A
AIDS eyes - When Penguin loses ONLY because he has itchy eyes from pollen and has to scratch 24/7, often abused by Vash to get cheap wins.
Aimbot - Homosexual mod that allows you to auto aim. Only used by faggots such as Admin.
Admin - A really disabled kid.
ACP (Weapon) - Used by nerds with no skills to try and kill Penguin, sometimes effective, mostly not.
Atticus - Pedophile
Atticus - When your PC is so bad it takes you half an hour to join a match, after 15 PC restarts.

B
BS - Shortened version of bullshit.
Bullshit - Anything Vash doesn't like. Term adopted generally now to describe faggot game-play.
BS Human - Anyone Vash doesn't like. Term adopted generally now to describe faggots.
"But i had triple kill" - Storm often says this after he gets his 3rd kill in 10 minutes and then wonders why his bad support isn't enough to help the flag runner cap

C
Cancer - Excuse by poor nerd cunts to get into TX
Clickson Luckfingers - Another name for Crimson who sometimes achieves lucky headshots by randomly clicking somewhere on the screen.
Crimson - TeamXtremes second biggest shame, lost to admin. Also, a pussy.
Crimson's Nest - The place where Crimson chooses to camp the most on a map. See: flagstand on isolement, left of red base on stamper.

D
Damon - Another name of Penguin who is a big Vampire Diaries fan which shows that he is truly homosexual.
Disabled - One of Penguin and Vash's most used terms to describe retarded people and/or things.
Dream - A cunt.
Drived - Actual pronunciation of Drift.
Drugy - Really the most disabled human ever seen by anyone. He is extremely ugly, really one of the most ugly repcom players, including both Scarv and Stewie. He claims that he had to dump his "girlfriend" because one woman was not enough for him. The ugly girl in his photo was confirmed to be his sister. However, it is possible he still slept with her. Also, Drugy is really disabled. He is so retarded that he managed to fail all of his final exams at school due to "exam anxiety". What a disabled fuckshit.

E
Epic - A really disabled kid.
eXact - Shortest (barely more than a month) and most stupid repcom clan ever

F
Fuckshit - When Vash really dislikes something, he goes past bullshit, and straight to fuckshit.
Fuckshit human - An addon to fuckshit invented by Penguin, to describe Narcissus.
French - Used to call people gay.
Frogging - Hopping over 200 bactas.

G
Gardien - See "Lunaire"
Gezoomed - The really disabled fuckshit way of saying zoomed. Why adding these 2 fuckshit letters, seriously? Germans...
Geunzoomed - Even more pointless than Gezoomed, means someone was shot without zoom damage.
Gletching - Running with pistol 24/7 and only spamming nades while rushing for the flag.

H
Hikaru - Thieving, home schooled, inbred cum bucket.

I
Inferno - Talks every language on TeamSpeak, no one understands any.
Ironing - Extreme version of flaming.

J
JB'ing - Running around with pistol, spamming nades and suiciding.
JB - Really ugly, disabled, fuckfaced kid who thinks he is pro at the game. He's actually just a faggot cunt.

K

L
Lionheart - Permanent fixture in the ass of his current clan leader.
Lunaire - **WARNING, THIS GUY IS CANCER** Extremely disabled kid who thinks skins of repcom give you different abilities, also, he's a no-lifer who plays RepCom 24/7 and is still bad.

M
Macro - Nerds trying to fastswitch as fast as Penguin/Ironhide via cheating.
Macrohide - BS lie flame against Iron for using Macro by jealous noobs
Mystic - Really really stupid french kid who comes back from inactivity each year and hopes to get cheered up by the community for a skill he never had. Also when he sends you a Merry Christmas message text on your phone and you don't answer he will keep sending it to you at least 5 times.

N
Narc - A term used to describe someone with absolutely no life at all, a really sad, lonely and gay individual.
Narc - A ruiner of matches
Narcing - Flaming
Narc - A player who only ragequits and ruins matches. Also has no life, denies sex with only girl who ever offered, and flames only 24/8.
Noli - The nickname of NoLuck/NoSkill, often used in a sarcastic way to call him cute because he sucks.
NoKill - Finds it funny to "like PIE". Everyone else finds it disabled.
Noob - Official repcom insult which describes anyone using a noob weapon or Pacio/Vash.
NG - Not good.

O
Oxyged - A really disabled kid.

P
Pacio - Greatest TX com ever (EXTREME SARCASM)
Pacio - Greatest digimon fanboy, nerd, homosexual, girls name
Penguin - One of the most hated but also most loved players in the game. Also, master tier troll and repcom player.
Potato Blaster - When the blaster is completely useless because tickrate is set way too high.
Pubstar - Penguin's derogatory term to insult players who play "okay" on public but get 30:0'd on private servers
Pulling a Crimson - Playing really badly regardless of your subs, causing even good players like Penguin to lose matches.

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R
Ragequit - Penguin losing to Samo/Narc or Vash/Storm in 2v2.
RedCell (Clan) - A joke of a clan. Full of cunts.
RedCellian - A term used to be RedCell members to identify themselves as official cunts.
Rory - "I can kinda half play guitar, will you touch my little boy parts now?"
Restart - Console command abused by Vash and Storm if they are killed within the first few seconds of a match or do not instantly find a sniper. Usually happens 4+ times each game.
RRP - Really retarded players.

S
SAMO - Only gets 13-0'd in 1v1 by Penguin
SAMO - Used to imply people are gay.
Scarv - "when a Nade a Weaps is the for sure Nades"
Sgt Cunt - Sgt Rock's real name, suprisingly, he's a cunt.
StSgt - Rank to which you're promoted when the leadership doesen't know where to place you in the memberlist.
Shakur - TX Leader for 8 years and a half, inactive for 8 years but still a leader!
SHAD (Clan) - Truly a bunch of fuckshit, disabled, retared, noob, shit of piece players.
Shit of piece - Storms attempt at calling Penguin a piece of shit.
Skittles - Used to imply a kid on teamspeak is way too hyper, See: Admin
Skyred - A really retarded French kid, who thinks he is good, but is actually only eating family size bags of dicks. Also, TeamXtremes biggest shame.
Storm - A thermal detonator.
STORM all the nades - Means to throw all of your nades at a single player.
Storming - Spamming.
Smap - Vash's attempt at saying spam.
Syndicat - Fuckshit human who only spams 24/7, nearly as much as Storm, and then calls Penguin a cheater beacuse Syndicat can't quickscope.
Stormsyndrome - Going AFK for 200 years in middle of match.
Still Keal - Storm's attempt to say Kill Steal.
Stouck - Noli's disabled way to say stuck. Very funny.
Stamper - Probably more played by TeamXtreme than the amount of penises sucked by Hell. That is to say, a ton of penises.
Sunny - Gay hipster.
Storm time - Standard time + 1 hour onto everything. ie: 15 mins eating = 1hr 15 mins eating.
Storm protection - If someone stands right on an exploding nade but still survives.

T

U

V
Vash - Extremely bad noob.. Penguin's bitch and Storm's boyfriend.
Vorsh - Vash's noobing alter ego.

W
WOOOOOOOOOO??????!??! - Vash flaming into TeamSpeak to ask where he was shot from.

X

Y
Yourself - RedCellian nerd who is friends with JB.

Z
Zyklopenmodus - A mental state where you are so tired that you can only play with one eye open.

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Penguin wrote:
Noli - The nickname of NoLuck/NoSkill, often used call him cute because he really is cute and also because his name is way to long and also not fitting anymore (atleast the second half).

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A few additions:

"but i had triple kill" - storm often says this after he gets his 3rd kill in 10 minutes and then wonders why his bad support isnt enough to help the flag runner cap

Clickson - Another name for Crimson who sometimes achieves lucky headshots by randomly clicking somewhere on the screen.

Damon - Another name of Penguin who is a big Vampire Diaries fan which shows that he is truly homosexual.

Gezoomed - The cool german way of calling out when someone got zoomed.

Zyklopenmouds - A mental state where you are so tired that you can only play with one eye open.

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Mystic: really really stupid french kid who comes back from inactivity each year and hopes to get cheered up by the community for a skill he never had. Also when he sends you a merry christmas message text on your phone and you don't answer he will keep sending it to you at least 5 times.

Lunaire: **WARNING, THIS GUY IS CANCER** Extremely disabled kid who thinks skins of repcom give you different abilities, also, he's a no-lifer who plays RepCom 24/7 and is still bad.

Stop spamming please: Sentence everyone uses when gets killed by a nade in Skill mod.

Gardien: See "Lunaire"

Stouck: Vash's way to say 'stuck'. Very funny.

Ragequit: Penguin losing to Samo/Narc in 2v2.

Stamper: Probably more played by TeamXtreme than the amount of penises sucked by Hell. That is to say tons of penises.

Also, best thing I've seen in the forum for years!

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SAMO wrote:
Stop spamming please: Sentence everyone uses when gets killed by a nade in Skill mod.



So true :lmao:

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Stouck: Vash's way to say 'stuck'. Very funny.

I only copy Noli. This is his invention. ;-)

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Vash wrote:
SAMO wrote:
Stouck: Vash's way to say 'stuck'. Very funny.

I only copy Noli. This is his invention. ;)


Ohh well! Correct it then!

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Cancer: excuse told by some cunts in a poor attempt to get into tx.


Lol this one is gold

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Gletching - Running with pistol 24/7 and only spamming nades while rushing for the flag.

JB'ing - Running around with pistol, spamming nades and suiciding.

restart - console command abused by vash and storm if they receive a headshot or die in the first few seconds of a match (usually happens 3-4 times before each match)

Storm protection - If someone stands right on an exploding nade but still survives.

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Shakur - TX Leader for 8 years and a half, inactive for 8 years but still Leader!
StSgt - Rank which you're promoted to when they don't know where to place you in the memberlist.
Noob - Official repcom insult which describes anyone using a noob weapon or being called Pacio.

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